Then the baby, there's another present. Jerry: Yeah! Go online and compare rates for discounted airport parking in your state. Then they get married, you gonna have to get them something for that! Salesman: Oh sure, it just doesn't have any of the thrills of the Cougar. George: Between the car getting totalled, the towing charge and the fine, there's no way I can ever pay him back... George: The woman we bought the wheelchair for? At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. Elaine: Oh, the remote! Said I was a hipster dufus. After a woman is injured because of it, George becomes his Dad's butler while Kramer tries to help the woman. George and Kramer retrieve the TV, then reunite with Jerry and Elaine to return it for a refund. Jerry: (to the Drake) Oh, wait a second, I'll ask her.. that's a great idea. Kramer: Alright, now, we gotta go out. But when the check comes, where are they? Thug! Jerry, look at me, look at my face, huh, am I beautiful? "The Handicap Spot" (May 13, 1993) SUMMARY George parks his father's car in a handicap parking spot, causing a disabled woman to be injured. Kramer: Let's just take a bus back to the city. Anybody can just get engaged and get presents and just keep them all. Jerry and Elaine go to have lunch with The Drake after missing his party and discover that he and his fiancée have broken off their engagement. George: Look at this. George, who has borrowed his father's treasured car (a 1978-1980 model Mercury Monarch), parks in a handicapped parking space after being urged by Kramer to do so since they couldn't find any spaces. Woman: Some jerk parked in a handicap spot, so this woman in a wheelchair had to wheel up this incline, and half way up her batteries gave up, and she rolled backwards into the wall. George: You don't know what that spot means to him. George. But some day, we're gonna be driving along, we're gonna look out the window, and see her crawling along 5th avenue! I love her Jerry, I really love her. George: What are we gonna do? KEITH HERNANDEZ SEINFELD SIGNED FULL 34 PAGE SCRIPT METS SECOND SPITTER BECKETT. Jerry: Yeah, that's a good idea. Hoyt: And then Mr. Kramer gave you a used wheelchair? Men don't hit a woman! (Kramer crashes into some more wheelchairs). Having been invited to an engagement party for Drake, Jerry and his friends debate what kind of gift to bring. It is the tenth episode of the fifth season, and first aired on December 9, 1993. "The Postponement" is the 112th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld, and the second episode of the seventh season. George: The better looking they are, the faster they go! (Estelle opens the front door, two men walk in). at the best online prices at eBay! May not get out alive! Taking up a handicap spot? We're just waiting here for the owner of this car to show up. Elaine: So listen, what are you gonna get him? Elaine: Well, they have to give up some time, they can't stay out there all night? Kramer: (Looking at Jerry's doodle) That's a nice triangle... Kramer: Ooh, Isosceles. George: I hate this mall, there are never any spaces here... Kramer: Why don't you park in front of the hydrant? Maybe they're on their way to Chicago tomorrow and do the whole thing all over again. $150.00 + shipping . In the final scene, the gang is once again looking for a parking space at the mall, and Kramer tries to talk George into parking next to a fire hydrant, using near-identical rationales as he had at the handicapped spot. They later return to find the car completely demolished. Lady: That's right. Let's go... Jerry: Your father got arrested? Jerry: The thing is, even if we go back by the car, and there's nobody there, how do we know they're not all hiding, waiting for us? I knew that there have been two Frank Costanza's on Seinfeld although the first one, John Randolph only appeared for only one episode. However in some syndicated airings Randolph is still listed in the credits. I'm really happy for them. Kramer falls in love with the injured woman. Elaine: Well, she can't keep it, it's not fair, that's *our* TV! Even those the The Handicap Spot script was transcribed by a Seinfeld fan who spent hours and hours completing the transcript, the publication of the The Handicap Spot transcript would somehow cause harm to the copyright owners of Seinfeld. The four plan to go an engagement so they go to buy the gift and George parks in a handicap spot because they thought it will only take them few minutes to get the gift. You see it in the distance, there it is. "The Handicap Spot" is the 22nd episode of the fourth season and the 62nd overall episode of Seinfeld. Salesman: Inductive joystick, dynamic braking, flip-up arms, it's fully loaded. George: Alright, alright! I'm watching every superbowl here, every big fight.... Elaine: Oh man, there is nothing like a really big TV, huh? Mahjongh lady: So what are you doing now, Georgie? That's business. Mahjongh lady: Frank, the important thing is, he didn't get hurt! Jerry: What if we created some sort of diversion? Brodeur went on to play for the New Jersey Devils for two more decades after the episode aired and even after he retired his jersey remains a popular choice with the team's fans. After sneaking away, they try to come up with a plan to divert the mob's attention and blame both George and, especially, Kramer. Seinfeld The Big Salad Jerry Seinfeld Table Draft Script 1994 Book Booklet. So you see George, the whole incident was a God blessing! George and Kramer go on to buy a used wheelchair which is much cheaper than a brand-new, top-of-the-line model. Okay... Don't worry, I'm taking MY car! Salesman: This is out best model. While visiting Lola (Donna Evans Merlo), the injured handicapped woman, at the hospital, Kramer falls in love and feels compelled to replace her wheelchair. He's got the good spot in front of the good building in the good neighbourhood. We'll find a space. Frank: A beautiful Mercury! George: Boy, even I never heard that one... George: Well, we just blew 240 bucks on a wheelchair. You can't believe your eyes, "It's too good to be true.A big, wide spot, and it's right by the entrance. Jerry. the post office? ... JASON ALEXANDER SEINFELD SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED THE HANDICAP SPOT EPISODE SCRIPT. You're a woman! Tell me, were you guys just blown away or what? George: I mean, batteries have gone dead before, aren't they prepared for that? What if we all went by the car and started screaming: "There he is, there's the guy that took the handicap spot!" Do you see your face in there? Frank, maybe you ought to make him your butler! Similar sponsored items I hate the Drake! "Seinfeld" The Handicap Spot (TV Episode 1993) cast and crew credits, including actors, actresses, directors, writers and more. 20 min read, 22 Sep 2003 – Full Seinfeld scripts and episodes When they get to his apartment they conveniently find a parking space right in front of Jerry's building. George (upset): I *told* you the Drake was bad! Get an open spot while traveling by calling ahead for aiport parking reservations. Whatever! ... JASON ALEXANDER SEINFELD SIGNED AUTOGRAPHED THE HANDICAP SPOT EPISODE SCRIPT. They wanna be treated just like anybody else! Elaine: Our big screen TV is probably arriving right now... George: How are we gonna get out of here? Lady: On behalf of the United Volunteers of Greater New York, we thank you! Jerry: Well there's spaces there, they must drive! I know he's not gonna wanna move. Kramer: Alright, alright. In front. Jerry: Oh, what's the difference, you don't go out that much. Now think of the syndicated version. First, think of the original airdate episode, where Jerry gives a monologue about a friend getting married and the government in it. How did this get to be the crime of the century? Am I a hipster dufus? Engagement present! (Alison through phone): I gave all the gifts to charity. Elaine: What a sale, huh? George: What do you mean? With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. It aired in the U.S. on May 9, 1996. $19.99. When you're married, you're part of a vast decision-making body. As a result of the accusation, Frank's award is taken away from him. George, am I beautiful? Kramer: Yeah, she is the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. Frank (picking up his shoes): I don't think you did such a good job on these... Frank: You're supposed to your face there! Learn about great deals and affilates for airport parking. Elaine: Hey, how are we gettin' to Scott Drake's party on Saturday night? We gotta buy a wheelchair. Episode #417 . Eight years! Kramer: Make sure we don't forget where the car's parked. This is the script that they give out to the cast and crew. I could have been killed! Jerry: (to the Drake) Sure! "The Contest" is a must-see example of how far modern television can really go. You can't beat that spot. And then, when they all run into the other direction, we'll jump in the car! Elaine: They don't know anybody in Chicago. That's why, those spaces are always empty. At Kramer's insistence, George parks his Dad's car in a handicap spot. With Jerry Seinfeld, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Michael Richards, Jason Alexander. Did I tell you about the spot in front of. If I had a kid, I would name him Isosceles. It'll help defray some of the cost of the wheelchair. (George enters the room from the washroom). Out of the question. IT NEVER ENDS! Kramer: Yeah, we ought to all get a house and live together. You see, when you're single, you are the dictator of your own life. "The Wait Out" is the 133rd episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. We're gonna miss the previews! Kramer: Well, the handicapped woman? (giggling). "The Cigar Store Indian" is the 74th episode of the NBC sitcom Seinfeld. Season 4 gave us several more quintessential Seinfeld episodes, including "The Smelly Car," "The Airport" (another labyrinthine script about being trapped in a particular place), and perhaps the most notorious of all, "The Contest." So it's conceivable that while she's getting the lingerie, he'd be at a nude bar watching a table dancer wearing the same outfit. George: Look, we're not gonna be that long anyway... we have to get to the "party"! Transcribed by: Erwin GerritsOriginally posted on The News Guys(Mike's) site http://www.geocities.com/tnguym(Permission is given to copy scripts to other sites provided credits as two lines above are included - Thanks). 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